Top five things I LOVE about my girl, Laura

So, first off, I don't think Laura even reads this blog, so maybe someone email her the link.  I would do that myself, but as you can all guess, I don't really know how to email links.

Here goes:

1)  She will drive all the way from Ft. Worth to hang out with the whole bunch of Bs that we are, and I've never heard her complain.  Not even once.  Not even when she was doing the drive in a Jeep.

2)  She NEVER underestimates the power of a Chick-fil-A nugget tray. 

3)  She and her man, Soup, let us experience what it's like to live the high life of the Soup and Sauce King of the Southwest and his lady, by taking us to a fancy private dining room experience at Del's every year at Christmas.  Serious royal treatment!  I feel like I'm with the mayor of Ft. Worth every time.

4)  At her wedding, she had her DJ play a special song for each bridesmaid/groomsman to run into the reception.  Like at the beginning of an NBA basketball game!  I'm pretty sure she picked, "Hillbilly Rock" for my Dad.  Single tear.  PS - I probably would've gone with "Hello, Country Bumpkin," but it was her wedding after all.

5)  She is BY FAR the nicest one of us.  BY FAR.  She listens to us moan and complain and smiles the sweetest smile every time.  But she don't judge.  She ain't like that.

One love, sweet Laura.

Top five things I LOVE about my girl, Heather

Sorry so slow on this, ladies, but I do have a day job.  And by day job I mean a commitment to catching up on all the episodes of Dance Moms I've been missing since I just discovered the show.  It's been on like two years, so have a heart.

Now, on to my girl, HB:

1)  She's a super high-powered attorney.  I like to surround myself with fancy folk, and lawyers are WAY fancy.  PS - she's wicked smart.

2)  She gets drunker than me.  This a difficult task and it requires a TON of commitment.  HB has NEVER let me down in her unfailing commitment to wine, beer, and booze.  I really respect that.

3)  She has zero problems with the fact that I refer to her husband as "my best gal pal."  Loves.

4)  She's super duper thoughtful and gives gifts that are way too generous.  Did I just say way too generous?  That was stupid, sorry.

5)   She's still mad at me because I told her husband (6 years ago) that he's a "great singer," so he consequently sings all the time.  Hating on your husband is cool, and HB is THE COOLEST.

Love you, friend!